i now unite thee in holy matrimony- wait what?

so. today my father is engaged.
im now figuring out whether or not to:
1- hysterically laugh
2- hysterically cry
3- look up to the heavens and scream, HAHA YOU GOT ME.
4- be okay with it. (which i am leaning toward, thankfully).

i can do this. i can do this.
but, i can see the headlines now:
GROOMS DAUGHTER ATTACKS PRIEST
the bi line would read something like this:
she is now under extremely close supervision at st. mary's mental institution.

woohoo. and the games begin.